Watch True Blood Season 5 Episode 4 Online. Watching the True Blood last episode is what we could ever to be expect. This vamp ire series makes me think twice to me if i could be a vampire?I just only mean if i would take it just because today as you can seen their are so many vampires stuffs from television series to movies so want to be one of them? Its starts with the Buffy and way long run through the twilight with the love story of Edward and Bella oh! common i would rather want a bite just to taste my fresh blood.
In the previous episode of True Blood, It's all about the heightened senses. Watching Tara take on the world like a drugged-out child, seeing the galaxies like she's watching the Creator paint on glass from the other side of the pane. Could you handle living as apparently Tara has decided to subsisting on a diet of fake blood.
The kid vampire and his grown-up colleagues did not impress me in our second visit to the Authority's Super Secret HQ. Christopher Meloni/Roman was giving his pipes a workout, screaming and whispering and whispering and screaming. Steve Newlin is the replacement for Nan Flanagan, kind of the way Ryan Seacrest seamlessly stepped into the shoes of Dick Clark. Steve started waxing on about how he'd sell the humans the party line, like a Barnum figure ruminating on all the suckers born every minute, and the Guardian got very angry about Steve's condescending attitude toward humans. He is presumably on our side. Of course, Marnie was also pro-human and still a total dickhead, but the points Guarddog made are ones any thinking person would appreciate.
Roman also gave Salome a mission: Bone Eric and Bill. I mean, I'm not sure if that's what he said, but it's definitely what she heard.
Tina Majorino from Andre is part of the Vampire Geek Squad and had a cute, chipper moment installing remotely activiated BDSM harnesses onto Eric and Bill. Well now that will literally be the case for presumably every minute of the season, because at the mere touch of a smartphone Eric and Bill could both be "goo". Alan Ball knows no one would keep this show on for five minutes if he killed off either of these gravy trains.
You can already see the butter pecan ice cream and sweatpants hovering in her future, hear her gently laughing to herself all alone at her kitchen table over the latest Cathy cartoon, pouring a shot into her coffee because without a vampire boyfriend to worry about, Sookie just steps off the breaks and soars down the Tragic Middle-Aged Spinster Who Runs a Year-Round Christmas Store Highway.
Tara, after being terrified by her own monstrous behavior, turned to Sam, who gives her several crates of True Blood. She chugged it without showing much thought to ladylike table manners. Tara talked big shit on Sookie and Lafayette and then zonked out like a toddler after Thanksgiving.
As morning came to Bon Temps, Andy got teased about an insanely flattering picture of him tastefully draped across a bed naked. Like, this was staged and lit and Photoshopped like crazy.
If I had a boudoir shot of myself that sensuous I'd screen it on a T-shirt and wear it around town. Which is what Andy basically did, flashing the photo when he went around questioning people about Debbie Pelt. He made super sure his Wiccan girlfriend saw it. They are offish a couple.
Jason went to an amazing new location, a grocery store that looked like one of those little markets you sometimes find at big campsites, that sells goggles and marshmallows. Turns out Jason was the victim of Sexy Teacher Abuse.
The recent epidemic of Sexy Teacher Abuse seems so counter-intuitive I've started to suspect the tween boys are actually at fault, like they've been tying up Barbie Dolls with ancient amulets and casting Weird Science-type spells to make these foxy teachers come to life, because this lady is prowling her middle school for dates? I'm being glib but it truly turns my stomach that these women prey on children, and because of sexist double standards no one takes it as seriously as it should be taken. These boys have their childhoods cut short and I guess that's what happened to Jason.
Sookie and Laffayette returned to work. Sam is super flustered by Sookie even after all these years and Laffayette was not pleased that Tara was in the walk-in freezer, but Laffayette, I'm not pleased you are at work. Even the most menial jobs I've held, when someone lost a loved one we all passed the hat and donated time off and made sure that person got to grieve for two weeks. Yet here was Lafayette, less than two days out from that time a witch possessed his body and made him stab his partner, just making some gumbo and slipping into an overly pronounced Cajun accent. This is exactly why companies need the kind of comprehensive benefits that allow paid leave. You push a grieving man too far, an ancient demon may take over his body and put bleach in your gumbo. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
This softly filmed Lifetime vignette explained a lot about Pam and Bill and Eric. For starters, Pam has always been the icy-hearted, sassy bitch we love, demanding Lorena and Bill pay for the girls they drained.
Bill and Eric hated each other on sight and Eric was really into extolling the virtues of good vampire parenting. Seriously he could not stop going off about the bond between maker and progeny. Even after he and Pam had ravaged each other while keeping their hair looking nice, he still had a lot to say about the profound responsibility of being a maker.
Meanwhile, Salome dressed up in her Moulin Rouge costume to seduce Bill. In this scene someone got to really lay their Bible fan fiction on us and re-work Salome as a misunderstood, sexually abused teen. The only portrayal of Salome that matters is Ken Russell's Salome's Last Dance but we'll put that aside for now. Suffice to say she seduced Bill and Eric to make sure they weren't Sanguinista. I'm still not sure what about Bill about Eric's sexual styles told her they weren't Sanguinista, but I have some questions 'bout sex, baby.
I get that all vampires are pure appetite, and sex is tied to that...yet as casually as they hook up, you'd think after a few hundred years another vampire untying her top and revealing the bags of fat above her ribs would get a little. Maybe it's the heterosexual woman in me but surely tits are kind of "whatever".
Sex feels weirdly stake-less, now that they've all effed each other/strangers/enemies/friends/sisters. True Blood channeled a teen drama vibe in its first seasons because everything felt huge and new and significant. Bill and Sookie having sex was practically the climax of the first season's arc. That's all kind of drained away, and now sex is almost better as a punchline on the show. I don't know, just all these random sex scenes with characters we just met. It's boring and confusing.
Our best hope for meaningful/intense romance on this show rests with Jessica. She smelled a fairy, chased him into the woods, and then hopped by Jason's all revved up and down to bone.
And then when he revealed that he is super conflicted about having sex all of a sudden she, instead of snapping. Don't start eating carbs now, you weirdo," offered, like the good dorky middle school girl she is, put on her sweats and offered to bro down with him. Yes, she's not all Kool-Aid hair streaks and Rock Band. She's also a fundamentally good person. Her romance with Jason continues her arc as one of the most nuanced and enjoyable on the show.
So obviously, the big and kind of revolutionary thing that happened was Tara calling Sookie out in front of Alcide. She kind of called it that Sookie was covering up killing Debbie not out of fear but out of fear that she'd lose one of her supernatural suitors.
Tara, having disowned her human loved ones, decided to end her life, hilariously in a tanning bed. Haven't we all, girl! Some of us do it over the course of decades. Seriously this was a brilliant modern investigation of vampire logic that was both kind of touching and comedic. And even better was Pam's chilly reaction.
In the next episode of True Blood entitled "We'll Meet Again", Bill and Eric fear for their lives; Lafayette causes problems for Sookie; a traitor is still at large and Roman and Salome go on a hunt.
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